This is a real place called The Devil’s Pulpit in Scotland and I want to go.
Had to listen to the whole poem from the photo set going around tumblr. She’s fucking brilliant. Will start following her for sure.
Transcript :
We’ve learned to call queens outside of their real titles. Girls became ‘Jawns’, ‘Jawns’ became ‘bitches’, and bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. Whose trick was that? Is it a coincidence that the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene share the same name, but not the same crown? These girls have no crown. Just scalp-pats and ass-taps. They say “Hit it from the back”. Well, I couldn’t look a Queen in the eye either. So we’ll just pretend they’re all animals or objects. Because devotion is harder than disconnection. Someone disconnect the throne from the seat of their elastic denim. Beat them till they bounce back like rubber-banded bimbos. Tell them bend over. Can you wave hello to hell? Can you smell the burning embers? Does it smell like sulphur? Does it smell like dirty twat? You know, dirty twats get swatted into filthy gutters. We’ve got to get our minds out the gutter. Gotta get these hoes off the track. Gotta get this glue out this trap. Those sticky, Nicki Minaj impersonators, those self-proclaimed “Bad bitches”, “Hood Bitches”, “Five-star Bitches”. They disrespect the galaxies because heaven has no place for whores. So where will they go? Sexual freedom isn’t acceptable for women. Due to the misogyny massaged into men’s brains. A Queen loses her crown when she loses her virginity. And a Queen becomes a ‘bitch’ when she likes it.”
— Kai Davis, A Queen Loses Her Crown When She Loses Her Virginity
A Restless Transplant, Foster Huntington
“I left my design job in New York In August and bought a VW van. Since then, I have put 19000 miles driving around the west, surfing and camping. These are some of my stories and photos.”
(Click on the link. These photos are the coolest.)
highly controversial photo series by Canadian photographer Jonathan Hobin titled “in the playroom” which consists of children reenacting major current events such as 9/11, The Abu Ghraib Torture Case, Hurricane Katrina, the North Korean Missiles, and the Jonbenét Ramsey trials. You can check out the full series HERE
wow, these were incredibly striking
Jesus
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Every so often I inadvertently stumble across a fantastic yet massively under-appreciated YouTube video while I’m supposed to be doing something else
Last time was while I was supposed to be working on my final project in Acoustics, and this particular video was found at about 5:00 in the morning when I had to be up and about within the next three hours
This video is something that its creator, Lance GhettoOpera, likes to call Wizard Of Oz Remix/ Judge Playing God and it’s exactly what you’d expect
A gritty, inner-city retelling of the Wizard of Oz
It appears to be attempting to make some sort of social commentary but I can’t really figure out what that could possibly be beyond “shit’s fucked” because the narrative ends with Dorothy and the gang murdering a guy in the park to steal his heart and brains and then the eponymous “Judge Playing God” sentences them accordingly
Which… is exactly what should happen if you do shit like that, the judge isn’t really being a dick about it
All of this is intercut with a photo-album slideshow of Lance GhettoOpera looking sleepy in front of his webcam
It is a masterpiece of hubris and misguided artistic vision that festers in the weird and desperate depths of the internet and you need to watch it yesterday
The Glo interactive nightlight has removable illuminated Glo balls that fade to dark after 30 minutes. They have nothing electronic in them so they don’t get warm and they won’t break.
